Drink Weird Water Purified - Case of 12 - 16.00 FO

The universe’s best-tasting water, with an impeccable blend of minerals for life-affirming refreshment and supreme hydration. If you find a better tasting water, then you surely must possess some kind of dark sorcery, for there is no such thing in existence. Be gone, evil wizard!

Product Claims:
Art by sieben @sieben_up;crisp and life-affirming;for water quality and source information: info@alumbev.com or call (800) 409-4310;hi. You are reading the back of a can of water. You could be staring at your phone like everyone else, but you're reading me. That's good. Where am i going with this? i don't know. I'm just a can. I'm an inanimate object that holds water. Fortunately for you, it's crisp and refreshing drinking water. I hope that explains everything well enough. I could have put a crossword puzzle or sudoku here instead. Sorry, i don't know why i'm making such a big deal out of this - i can't even read. Buy me. Let's hang out. Let's get weird. Oh yeah, 100% of our profits from weird water go to charity. Always. Get the low down at drinkweird.com;learn more about peace, love, high fives, positive vibes, and all of our charitible programs at drinkweird.com;scan for weird;socials: @drinkweird;with minerals added for taste

Ingredients:
Purified water by reverse osmosis, calcium, magnesium, potassium.

Additional Info:
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Size: 16.00 FO
Pack of: 12
Sold as: case